Lesbian plumbers

Lesbian plumbers rock. Or at least our lesbian plumber does.

Our new washing machine arrived today. We paid extra for an installation, but the guy who delivered it sucked his breath through his teeth loudly at the fact that our old machine was still plumbed in when he arrived.

HIM – “It says ‘removal of old, DISCONNECTED appliance’ on my worksheet, love.”

ME – “Yes, but it also says ‘connection of new appliance’, and on your company website, the service ‘connection of new applicance’, which we’ve also paid extra for, includes disconnection of old appliance. Once you’ve disconnected it, you’ll be able to remove it, as per the removal instructions, right, love?”

Once he discovered the pipes didn’t have stop-valve taps, it really did become difficult. After spraying my utility room with water, he conceded defeat and left, sans old applicance, which was still connected to my water supply, and promising a refund.

Cue desperate call to our friendly local lesbian plumber. Five minutes of flirting later and she agrees to come over on her way home from work. Fifteen minutes after she arrives, the job is done!

And now, I must get back to my laundry mountain.

vee xxx

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6 responses to this post.

  1. yay! we are hiring a lesbian painter for our new place. πŸ™‚

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  2. Posted by soulblisszen on April 29, 2010 at 3:28 am

    PICTURES!! I want pictures of said plumbers!!
    (gads can you tell it has been a looooong time since I dated?)

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  3. Posted by gypsygrrl on April 29, 2010 at 3:53 am

    uhm. yes. what soulblisszen said. (it has also been a long time for me, too…*le sigh*)

    so. lesson learned ~ if you want something done RIGHT, give it to the lesbians πŸ™‚

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  4. Posted by simonesmom on April 29, 2010 at 1:44 pm

    I have a live-in lesbian plumber now. Does not suck dating a handy girl. Of course every time she straps on the tool belt it means its going to take twice as long to get the repair done. πŸ™‚

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  5. well done!

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