It has ended in blood yet again. What a great start to the weekend. Why did we ever think it would end differently? So roll out your filthiest swear words please and join us in shaking a fist at the universe. We’re especially looking forward to Lo’s contribution.
Now… on to injectables. All the cool girls are doing them these days, didn’t you know?
We’re thinking new donor too – I think 6 tries is all we’re willing to give this guy.
vee xxx
vee and jay... and bonus ball 
Posted by nycphoenix on January 26, 2008 at 6:15 pm
shit fuckity fuck damn shit dirty hairy sweaty donkey balls. With the clap!
It’s a start.
Posted by gold star on January 26, 2008 at 9:46 pm
sagging sweaty nutz. i’m sorry.
Posted by l.mclhibbertian on January 26, 2008 at 10:05 pm
fists in the air for you guys in brooklyn and shit that sucks more shit! i am sorry! i support a new donor.
Posted by Calliope on January 26, 2008 at 10:48 pm
fuuuuuuuuuuck
I mean. Seriously. FUCK!
I am so so so effing bummed out and sad for you guys. I have tons of wine at my house- come on over.
Posted by J on January 26, 2008 at 10:57 pm
fhijvkjlbgauhjkbvhjavbhjkbghjkeag/!~
So sorry.
Posted by Renee and Janice on January 26, 2008 at 11:36 pm
So so sorry. I hate the damn AF!!! We switched donors about 6 months into it and then ran out of vials. NOw the one we were using is out. And our old one is back in business. Hoping it’s a good sign for when we start back again 🙂
Sending you positive baby dust for when you all try again!!
Posted by CD & SP on January 26, 2008 at 11:46 pm
crap
Posted by notesfrom2moms on January 27, 2008 at 12:06 am
awww damn. I had been checking your blog all day to see the update.
Posted by starrhillgirl on January 27, 2008 at 12:33 am
Jesus motherfucking christ on a raft. Fuck. There’s liquor here when you’re done at Cali’s – bring her with you.
xoxoxoxox
Posted by Chips on January 27, 2008 at 1:06 am
Super crap. Let’s hope you only have to hang out with the cool girls for a very short time. (‘cos too much popularity can lead to a big head, and what you’re actually after is a big tummy.)
Posted by amiechamie on January 27, 2008 at 1:32 am
for fucks sake. im sorry
Posted by Clark on January 27, 2008 at 1:43 am
grump. grump. grump.
i hope there is much toast eating going on.
Posted by jessie on January 27, 2008 at 2:00 am
UNFUCKING FAIR.
Posted by tui on January 27, 2008 at 3:18 am
We’re actually trying to cut back on the swearing at the moment, if we do swear we have to pinch ourselves (and sometimes each other) as a reminder…
having said that – consider us having sworn and then pinched accordingly. That news sucks!
And hi!
Posted by Co on January 27, 2008 at 4:07 am
Fonguel!!! (phonetic spelling)
Posted by Sara on January 27, 2008 at 4:07 am
E just yelled “dammit” at the top of her lungs (imagine her red-faced and so loud that she scared the dog). We’re sick of all of the crap you’ve been through. Dump the donor, we say, and move on to the heavy drugs.
Sorry gals.
Posted by Lo on January 27, 2008 at 5:54 am
Well donkey ball sweat on toast. Fucker. Balls. “Geh cocken offen yom” (This is Yiddish for “go take a shit in the ocean” — I am not sure who I am directing to do this however, perhaps your clinic.)
Thumbs up on the new donor.
Posted by Melissa on January 27, 2008 at 6:27 am
shit damn mother fucker mother fucker damn 😦
Posted by reproducinggenius on January 27, 2008 at 7:15 am
Well fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck!
I agree with others that a new donor is in order. Perhaps a fresh start is what you need as you begin your uber-cool injectionables.
Still–fuck!
Big hugs, girls.
Posted by K77 on January 27, 2008 at 7:36 am
Fuck. I’m so sorry.
Posted by owlie on January 27, 2008 at 11:40 am
bugger bum shit damn piss hole crap
bloody hell.
so sorry
Posted by holly on January 27, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Fuckity fuck. Fuck.
I’m so sorry girls.
ugh.
Maybe a donor switch is a good idea. We had 6 failed attempts with our donor and switched. On the first attempt with the new guy….the rest is history.
We wish you bucketloads of luck on the next attempt!
Posted by tbean on January 27, 2008 at 3:38 pm
dump that loser donor like a piece of warmed and buttered toast!
sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks
shit damn fuck
bastard people
Posted by Melody on January 27, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Sorry again, girls. On to much better luck with injectables, though. I’ve found it very empowering to be able to DO something active toward getting pregnant. If nothing else, sticking myself felt like a move in the right direction.
Posted by The injector on January 28, 2008 at 12:10 am
fucking ri-cock-ulous…
and ugh.
Posted by ninefirefly on January 28, 2008 at 3:21 am
Fuckin poop on a motherfuckin stick! Sorry guys, here’s a glass raised to the drugs!
Posted by Sara on January 28, 2008 at 8:05 pm
when we were kids, we always knew the shit was REALLY going to hit the fan when we heard the phrase ‘mother fucking, cock-sucking . . .” come out of my dad’s mouth (he always swore in a big line when he was REALLY pissed). So please imagine my long-winded big line of swears. Keep your chins up–
Posted by SaraS-P on January 28, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Am I too late to say fuckity fuck fuck mother fucking shit???
Posted by mrsbluemont on January 29, 2008 at 12:37 am
this is from my sorority days. for your period.
shit damn hell
son of a bastard bitch
dick skrew
fuck you
you can go to hell too
tell that to the bleeding. it’ll straighten your ute right up and be ready for it next month.
i’m really really sorry dears.
Posted by gypsygrrl on January 29, 2008 at 6:00 am
sonofabitch-bastards!
[if you could hear me, and imagine me mimicking an elderly patient of mine from years ago who had a mouth more foul than a Marine, you would know the venom with which i send up the universe-cursing!]
dammit to hell.
so sorry girls – but wowie – we could sure make some sailors blush with all this foul-mouthedness!
lots of love.
Posted by dismantledarmadillo on January 30, 2008 at 7:55 pm
well fuck.
So sorry about your loss ladies.
Sending you wonderfully light and lucky vibes for the next try.