Ok, roll out your best swear words!

It has ended in blood yet again. What a great start to the weekend. Why did we ever think it would end differently? So roll out your filthiest swear words please and join us in shaking a fist at the universe. We’re especially looking forward to Lo’s contribution.

Now… on to injectables. All the cool girls are doing them these days, didn’t you know?

We’re thinking new donor too – I think 6 tries is all we’re willing to give this guy.

vee xxx


31 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by nycphoenix on January 26, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    shit fuckity fuck damn shit dirty hairy sweaty donkey balls. With the clap!

    It’s a start.


  2. sagging sweaty nutz. i’m sorry.


  3. fists in the air for you guys in brooklyn and shit that sucks more shit! i am sorry! i support a new donor.


  4. fuuuuuuuuuuck
    I mean. Seriously. FUCK!

    I am so so so effing bummed out and sad for you guys. I have tons of wine at my house- come on over.


  5. fhijvkjlbgauhjkbvhjavbhjkbghjkeag/!~

    So sorry.


  6. So so sorry. I hate the damn AF!!! We switched donors about 6 months into it and then ran out of vials. NOw the one we were using is out. And our old one is back in business. Hoping it’s a good sign for when we start back again πŸ™‚
    Sending you positive baby dust for when you all try again!!


  7. Posted by notesfrom2moms on January 27, 2008 at 12:06 am

    awww damn. I had been checking your blog all day to see the update.


  8. Jesus motherfucking christ on a raft. Fuck. There’s liquor here when you’re done at Cali’s – bring her with you.


  9. Super crap. Let’s hope you only have to hang out with the cool girls for a very short time. (‘cos too much popularity can lead to a big head, and what you’re actually after is a big tummy.)


  10. for fucks sake. im sorry


  11. grump. grump. grump.
    i hope there is much toast eating going on.




  13. We’re actually trying to cut back on the swearing at the moment, if we do swear we have to pinch ourselves (and sometimes each other) as a reminder…
    having said that – consider us having sworn and then pinched accordingly. That news sucks!

    And hi!


  14. Fonguel!!! (phonetic spelling)


  15. E just yelled “dammit” at the top of her lungs (imagine her red-faced and so loud that she scared the dog). We’re sick of all of the crap you’ve been through. Dump the donor, we say, and move on to the heavy drugs.

    Sorry gals.


  16. Well donkey ball sweat on toast. Fucker. Balls. “Geh cocken offen yom” (This is Yiddish for “go take a shit in the ocean” — I am not sure who I am directing to do this however, perhaps your clinic.)

    Thumbs up on the new donor.


  17. shit damn mother fucker mother fucker damn 😦


  18. Posted by reproducinggenius on January 27, 2008 at 7:15 am

    Well fuckity fuck, fuck, fuck!

    I agree with others that a new donor is in order. Perhaps a fresh start is what you need as you begin your uber-cool injectionables.


    Big hugs, girls.


  19. Fuck. I’m so sorry.


  20. Posted by owlie on January 27, 2008 at 11:40 am

    bugger bum shit damn piss hole crap

    bloody hell.

    so sorry


  21. Fuckity fuck. Fuck.
    I’m so sorry girls.

    Maybe a donor switch is a good idea. We had 6 failed attempts with our donor and switched. On the first attempt with the new guy….the rest is history.
    We wish you bucketloads of luck on the next attempt!


  22. Posted by tbean on January 27, 2008 at 3:38 pm

    dump that loser donor like a piece of warmed and buttered toast!

    sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks

    shit damn fuck

    bastard people


  23. Sorry again, girls. On to much better luck with injectables, though. I’ve found it very empowering to be able to DO something active toward getting pregnant. If nothing else, sticking myself felt like a move in the right direction.


  24. fucking ri-cock-ulous…
    and ugh.


  25. Posted by ninefirefly on January 28, 2008 at 3:21 am

    Fuckin poop on a motherfuckin stick! Sorry guys, here’s a glass raised to the drugs!


  26. when we were kids, we always knew the shit was REALLY going to hit the fan when we heard the phrase ‘mother fucking, cock-sucking . . .” come out of my dad’s mouth (he always swore in a big line when he was REALLY pissed). So please imagine my long-winded big line of swears. Keep your chins up–


  27. Am I too late to say fuckity fuck fuck mother fucking shit???


  28. this is from my sorority days. for your period.

    shit damn hell
    son of a bastard bitch
    dick skrew
    fuck you
    you can go to hell too

    tell that to the bleeding. it’ll straighten your ute right up and be ready for it next month.

    i’m really really sorry dears.


  29. sonofabitch-bastards!
    [if you could hear me, and imagine me mimicking an elderly patient of mine from years ago who had a mouth more foul than a Marine, you would know the venom with which i send up the universe-cursing!]

    dammit to hell.
    so sorry girls – but wowie – we could sure make some sailors blush with all this foul-mouthedness!

    lots of love.


  30. Posted by dismantledarmadillo on January 30, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    well fuck.
    So sorry about your loss ladies.
    Sending you wonderfully light and lucky vibes for the next try.


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