Vee: I just almost smothered our child just now.
Jay: What?!
Vee: Yeah. My boob’s in his mouth, see, and then I leant over to bite his nails and realised that the rest of my boob was blocking his nose. Oops.
Jay: Oh, my god. [Typing]… I just blogged that.
Vee: Oh. [Stares thoughtfully] Well, can you add that I can’t help it? They’re G-cups now. They’re a bit out of control.
Jay: OK. And would you like to share anything else with the IVP?
Vee: I’d like to thank them for their thoughtful comments on my last post.
Jay: And mine, too. They’re nice aren’t they, the IVP?
Vee: [Nodding solemnly] Yeah. Proper nice. It’s so good to have people that we can tell stuff to when we can’t tell anyone else.
Jay: Yeah. Like when you have non-bio / other mother / CO-MUM (! I like that!) rage. Or when you nearly suffocate your baby with your G-cup.
10 responses so far ↓
mulberry // May 3, 2009 at 6:46 pm |
thanks, we love you too! i’ve heard of minding you Ps & Qs before, but who knew you were gonna have to watch how you wield your Gs!
Whozat // May 3, 2009 at 10:12 pm |
lol – been there, done that.
I’ve been assured she won’t smother (“that’s why their noses are shaped like that”) but, yeah, it sure does look bad sometimes.
I have to remind myself if she’s still sucking, she’s probably still breathing, and probably not too bothered by it.
Calliope // May 3, 2009 at 11:50 pm |
ha ha ha!!
What is so beyond funny is that a couple of us were JUST talking about this on the IVP boards.
I still can’t believe that people can do things while nursing as I need one hand to hold his head and the other to pull my ta ta’s from his airway so he can breathe. I wonder if I can tape them back somehow….
LOVE YOU GUYS!!
kat // May 4, 2009 at 3:13 am |
you guys crack me up!
docgrumbles // May 4, 2009 at 3:24 am |
I am a just a DD these days, and I have nearly smothered JAG a few times! Usually when leaning over to hit play or pause on the portable DVD player I use to entertain myself while she drowsily drains my mommy juice.
R // May 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm |
TOO FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing and having a wonderful laugh this morning
L.babypants // May 4, 2009 at 9:53 pm |
You guys are so funny… totally makes me laugh… Vee: do you have any nursing bra advice for my similarly endowed chest??
scarredbellybutton // May 5, 2009 at 12:30 pm |
BFing was a 6-handed job for me early on with the Gs. I think they’re still bigger than his head.
strawberry // May 7, 2009 at 6:57 pm |
EXACTLY!
oneofhismoms // May 8, 2009 at 1:58 am |
Ok, I’m now going to change every “co-mom” in my book to “co-MUM!”